Sunday, February 21, 2010

Sleeping Disease



ETIOLOGY:
Sleeping disease

CAUSED BY:
Lecturer

HOST:
Students

REASON:
Frequent classroom exposure

SYMPTOMS:
-Frequent falling on the table
-Automatic closure of eyes

CHRONIC FORM:
Serious saliva discharge from mouth

PATHOGENIC LEISION:
Reddening of eyes

PATHOGENESIS:
-mild closing of eyes
-Short and bad hand writing
-Loss of consciousness

DIAGNOSIS:
-By nearer person
-Sometimes by the professor

TREATMENT:
Not yet invented.

PREVENTION:
Bunk the class.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Twelve red roses....


The first red rose....
Sent out of season

The second red rose....
Sent for no reason

The third red rose....
Sent for happiness and health

The fourth red rose....
Sent for gaining life's wealth

The fifth red rose....
Sent for gaining new friends

The sixth red rose....
Sent for guiding you through life's bends

The seventh red rose....
Sent for praying you never tire

The eighth red rose....
Sent for giving you all of your desire's

The ninth red rose....
Sent for your happiness in love

The tenth red rose....
Sent for hoping I'm your turtledove

The eleventh red rose....
Sent for igniting passion and fire

The twelve red rose....
Sent for hoping I'm your desire
And..............................